Sunday, July 28, 2024

SUMMER'S BACKKKKK (July 29)


OBSESSION Ok, ok. I have a thing for ice cream; Ben & Jerry's to be specific. Yes, I try to eat lo-cal, no sugar popsicles, but sometimes you just need the real thing. I can make a pint last several days, but whenever I have some in the 'fridge it calls my name late in the evening until I succumb. I am weak. It used to be my go-to when I was on the road. Nothing like hitting a grocery store and grabbing a half pint and then devouring it in my room after dinner. YOLO (you only live once) though a lot of time is consumed by worrying about how much I ate or what I ate. How do we get that way. It's been especially aggravating as my walking keeps getting curtailed. By basic starvation and pushing the illegal exercise I have maintained my weight, but I really hate the obsessing about it. 

Television or internet does not help with their constant subtle jabs advertising the next great treat, which is never particularly healthy. Then there is the socializing where wine and desserts flow unabated. Cannot go a'visiting without treat in hand and people usually object to a potful of legumes or carrot/celery sticks. Not overtly, just a gentle sniff and lots of leftovers. 

AND SO, IT GOES Another fascinating week in politics. A bizarre VP pick and a new Presidential candidate launched. Literally the rump explained the JD pick was because "he likes me the best". Find me the barf bucket when I think he can't get any more narcissistic. Lots of talk about "God spared me" but no particular concern for the man who died instead. And his people lap it up like hungry coyotes hovering over a carcass. 

As for Vance, he is a man who believes violence is an illegitimate reason for divorce regardless of his front seat at his grandparent's lethal marriage which included child rape, drunken attacks and trying to burn one's better half. But they never got divorced he proclaims! That lady knew her place of housekeeping, raising the kids and defense. The "other side" is full of childless cat people apparently. Well cats do need love and food and clean litter. 

He also believes childless people should pay more in taxes. Bet the rich didn't see that one coming. And if we had any further illusions, he described a bizarre situation in his first speech. He lauded an example of an older lady with 16 guns secreted around her house, so she is always near lethal force as a celebration of the second amendment. I just call it nuts. A hapless salesman approaches this lady's door and is greeted with the eyeball of a .45 from Grandma Death. Hopefully any grandchildren don't go looking for a pair of scissors in the kitchen drawer or utilize the clothes hamper; each of which is marked with a tastefully rendered skull and crossbones I imagine and the smell of gunpowder.

VIVE LA FRANCE On another topic. I thought the Olympic Opening Ceremony was fantastic and, so French. From decapitated Marie Antoinette to the Phantom, to the provocative menage 'a trois to the humorous drag fashion show. The music was sublime and the lighting and ascent of the balloon/torch amazing. Some thought it was "too French", but I think they have the sophistication to parody themselves in most delightful ways. And for those who were offended by the last supper bit, what is much more dangerous is rumple silly kin proclaiming to a conservative religious organization Turning Point that they only have to vote once for him and "everything would be fixed" so they never had to vote again. And they want to call Biden impaired. Impaired and evil is much more offensive. The fact that he literally said it OUT LOUD should have people walking, no running to the ballot box as in his plan there will be no ballot box in the future. Media are you listening? UPDATE: The majority thought it was a fashion show with drag stars though the banquet was actually a humorous rendition of a painting from Greek mythology, but outrage needs a target, I guess.

Kamala has been called too liberal as she has spent much of her career fighting for things like maternal health care, equal rights and supporting the police while creating job training programs for first time young offenders which hits her both ways. The critics say she changes her mind; at the same time that she is labeled totally progressive liberal. Like it's wrong to change your mind, decision or stance with new information or when the windmill banging proves ineffective. So, if that is too liberal, count me in. We don't have all the facts yet, but definition:  Liberal means using our tax money for programs that benefit the people, the bane of the Republican party.

LIFE AFTER DEATH? Another fun fact about aging is thinking about "final" plans. If one has money and time, it is a major boon to your loved ones to handle such arrangements ahead of time. Some friends recently made the investment and apparently, they were offered multiple spots in ye old skeleton park. They were told, no shi--, that people are very picky: sun or shade; near the noisy road or near the woods. But the topper was the dude who insisted on laying down in his tentative choice to see how it feels-huh? What am I missing here? I assumed I would be moving on, not just taking an eternal dirt nap, especially as I prefer to be rendered into a little pile of charcoal. 

YOU CAN'T SEE ME... In reference to the Howell march, why do white supremacists and KKK faithful wear hoods and masks? Maybe because they know they are wrong and want to stay friends with their neighbors? Try the last part first.  

Our picture today is brought to you by an annoying woodchuck who managed to take a bite out of a beautiful home garden tomato through the cage! Maybe he needed to floss. Peace out.....💚  💙💛

                                                                 



Sunday, July 21, 2024

(July 22)


UPDATE For a couple of reasons, I did not post last week. After an over do do at our annual birthday bash at the lake and subsequent clean-up I was post-surgical tired. Never had this problem from previous surgeries. Recovery mostly consisted of a lot of cussing and moaning over the PT I had to endure. Healing, as always is fast for the aged whippersnapper, but it is the surprising need to "nap" that has slowed me down. Only PT with the back is walking-oh my-my go-to anyway. Averaging about 10-12,000 (about 10,000 below my normal) steps as I have been cautioned to only walk 30 minutes a day- as if.  However, the stiffness that will apparently be there for a while is self-limiting. Lifting is up to 10-15 lbs., so I am a little less useless. I was approved to drive at my sutures coming out party. "Ah, I've already been doing that". As I don't need and don't take the pain meds, it was not really an issue outside of my needing my pillow in place when I am in the car. I was even able to perform "My Way" Cologuard testing and deliver the box to UPS. They have to know what's in there....

OVERLOAD Secondly, I think we all had to stop and reflect over the attack on July 13. Not surprising, considering the rhetoric, but also disappointing and so so wrong. Before I was out of high school, I saw three successful, if one can say that political assassinations: John Kennedy, Robert Kennedy and Martin Luthor King, Jr. Wrong then and still a horrible way to express oneself. These three actually cared about society and this country. Was it Russian retaliation? Foreign terrorists? Racial hatred? Mental illness? Two men who served bravely in the military during wartime and in our country's government and a passionate Reverand serving in the streets of America to promote freedom.

 How can we believe in ballot over bullet when the latest attempt is against one who has undermined our trust in that very election system, perhaps triggering those who feel they have no voice or control, to commit a heinous act? One who has insulted veterans by calling them losers and suckers and capitalizing within hours on his wound to fund raise in his new role as martyr. No one should be wounded or killed over political differences, but we've forgotten how to communicate over the wall of diverse beliefs. The fake call for unity, which had the ability to engender hope ended in a 90-minute rant against the "others" and loaded with exaggeration, mislabeling and outright lies-business as usual. Once you see support from the likes of Hulk Hogan and Kid Rock the farce is pretty much in place. Especially enjoy folks who fought face masks now sporting diapers on their ears. Goes well with the red hats. 

In more news, Biden's days are numbered I believe. Who can replace him is the issue of course. If I had my druthers and the world was fair (lol) and intelligence and commitment were more important than a popularity contest I would back Pete Buttigieg. Sigh. UPDATE: Biden did step down and as predicted, is backing his vice president. Hearing the public demand of someone of his age and apparently diminished capacity he had the grace to do so. So, what about the equally aged and diminished guy who claimed in his RNC speech that Belgium was a country, Finland was a part of Russia and Frederick Douglas was still alive. Not to mention the constant references to sharks vs. electrocution and a fascination with Hannibal Lector and Putin. Maybe it's time for him to step aside for a younger malignant narcissist? Seems to be the obvious move.

OTHER NEWS Hard to think of more positive news this week, however. MSU is working on an oral vaccination for bovine TB. Considering how hard it is to get the elderly to line up for shots, how are we going to corral those pesky deer. They run in herds, but they are sketchy if they hear movement abandoning their children if need be. A female boa gave birth to 14 babies without any masculine intervention-yep virgin birth. The best way to create artificial freckles is to sprinkle broccoli with black/brown makeup and splatter it on your face...or sit in the sun without sunscreen I suppose. See if you just look hard enough...Peace out  💚   ðŸ’™ðŸ’›


 


                                               


Sunday, July 7, 2024

HEALING MODE (July 8)


Not sure how much I will write today.  Excessive fatigue since the surgery. Good days prompt more activity leading to...fatigue. Not exactly a surprise. The caution about not being Wonder Woman apparently was based in fact. Otherwise, healing well, walking better and able to shower and wash hair every other day so life is good.  Laundry day and I have to clean or direct cleaning before the housekeeper shows up tomorrow (and hide all the drugs). 

Reported as new and exciting technology, I was reading how they are using fly ash (leftover from coal fired power plants) for building materials. Like filler for bricks and blocks. It is an environmental nightmare and not easy to dispose of considering its nasty components. I believe there is still a sludge pond in Lansing that contains both calcium carbonate (lime) from the water conditioning plant and fly ash from the power plants. The hydrologist I was working for at the BWL in the 70's had an idea for using the sludge like fertilizer. We "experimented" in my garden in town and grew monster veggies. Hmmm.  Later the Board started a project using sludge as a flowable filler material. Never did hear how that panned out. But I can say I was there in the beginning and people have actually cared about the environment for a long time. Though like safety programs, you have to find a financial gain or commercial application when you try to save the world. 

Another oddball story I read this week is that the Social Security Office is reviewing job titles for the first time since, I don't know, when SSA started. Thinking was, if a disabled worker could work one of these jobs, they were not eligible. One of the job titles they were thinking of eliminating was "Nut Sorter". Who knew? An occupation that even a squirrel can do apparently has no place in the modern workplace. As I used to call them, light bulb counting jobs when I had a temporarily disabled worker. Best to keep people on a work schedule every day than stay home watching lawyer and whole-body deodorant commercials. Changing the pages on the safety manual or sorting plastic by color were a couple other "jobs" we came up with. 

Boggles the mind of what other jobs could be eliminated. Knockers whose job was to wake people up before alarm clocks; probably used transplanted farm workers. I suppose doctors have found a replacement for leech collectors by now. Always wondered if "flea flicker" had a practical application. Then what about railroad car counting, an activity that is somewhat mandatory when one is trapped at a crossing. I'm sure there is a need to know by someone. How about aphid plucker (can't expect the lady bugs to do all the work). How about museum brass polisher or drug store soda jerk. Or drug store diners for that matter? A place that sports both drugs and ice cream. Though the best combo I ever saw was on St Martin Island where they combined a bar with a jewelry store. After a couple of rum soaked mudslides can the purchase of a diamond bracelet be far behind. Other combos come to mind. Urgent Care and Ski shop. Motorcycle Shop and Tattoo Parlor. Assisted Living and Funeral Home. Bakery and Fitness Center. I think I am really tired. 

Guess who I saw hot on the trail or tail of a baby bunny in the yard?  Chase went from the back to the front yard pictured below. Did not catch the ending which is just as well....


Peace out.....💚  💙💛