FASHION vs FUNCTION

Enjoying the Olympics for the past week I am struck by many things. Patriotism, athletes and countries getting along (well for the most part), the faces of those who will never win a medal but are overwhelmed by just making the original cut; the sheer emotion that accompanies every contest finale and medal ceremony. The world at its best if only for two weeks.  However all that aside, I want to talk about the Olympic fashions.

I can't help but wonder what secret committee gets together to determine the mode of dress or undress for each sport? Oh sure I get that fashion might be aerodynamic or minimalist to assure victories that are measured in 1/100th of a second.  All that drag from clothing will apparently make a huge difference. Which makes me wonder why the athletes don't just compete naked as the early Greeks did? In some sports that appears to be the intent - think beach volley ball and track and field. I felt my female self cringe "in those places that must not be named" seeing those tight little panties the lady runners wear. I was happy to note some wearing the long covering shirts and fan-like shorts similar to what I wear to work out in.  But then I'm not  being photographed by the world media or seeking to impress with my perfect abs, thighs and butt. Which might explain some of these outfits, hairdos and make-up of some ladies I see at the gym.  Where are the cameras?  I thought those were there for security.

But then why do the swimmers wear adult onesies that give them the appearance of chunky seals skimming through the water?  Material that is lighter than skin? But runners wear the absolute minimum-wouldn't the same principles apply?  Ain't science amazing? However as long as you look exactly like your counterparts apparently you belong and no one stands out as looking absolutely ridiculous. 

I do appreciate the clever way the countries identify themselves on the backs of their athletes with the wonderful colors and designs representing their countries. And I love the nail polish on many of the American women showing red, white and blue in many different and creative ways.

The fans are just as colorful sporting America's colors in fine Olympic style. Where do they find these perfect items?  Somebody is cleaning up nicely and I picture push carts on the streets of Rio carrying every type of patriotic wear for the 200+ countries represented.

Since I'm discussing the Olympics what is with these media types who keep stumbling over themselves discussing the female athletes? "She swims like a man" "She is the wife of a Chicago Bear linebacker" "She owes her success (2 gold medals for pete's sake) to her husband coach".  Really?  But the kicker was when the coach of the American women's basketball team was asked if he thought it looks bad that the American women are so dominating in the games?  Since when did being the best at your sport leads to stupid questions about whether you're playing nice.  That ranks right up there with the "everybody gets a trophy for just participating". Uh no. Winning is sweet, working hard and taking the gold is earned. They don't crown you the best unless you are.  Try asking that question of Mike Krzysewski and watch him play a little "one-on-one" on your rear.